Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Impaired...?

1) Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?



2) Amnesia - I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas



3) Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me



4) Manic - Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And...........



5) Multiple Personality Disorder -We Three Queens Disoriented Are



6) Paranoid -Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us



7) Borderline Personality Disorder -You Better Watch Out,You Better not Shout,I'm Gonna Cry,and I'll not Tell You Why



8) Full Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire



9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells



10) Agoraphobia -I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My HouseChristmas Carols for the Psychologically Impaired...?
LOL. LOL. I love'em All! LOL.

Kudos for the post.



Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!
That is the first joke on here that just cracked me up! Man..That was funny!Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Impaired...?
:) two thumbs up! I like that one!
HEY THAT WAS A GREAT JOKE. WRITE MORE, YOU'RE FUNNY. IF YOU PUT ANYMORE JOKES UP LET ME KNOW. I'LL READ THEM AND COMMENT.Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Impaired...?
that was some good shitt
You're the man! LOL... those were totally hilarious!
ha ha ha very funnny