* Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.
* Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
* Family Planning: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
* Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
* Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
* Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
* Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
* Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
* Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
* Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
* Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
* Show-off: A child who is more talented than yours.
* Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
* Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing superman pajamas.
* Two Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
* Verbal: Able to whine in words.
* Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house...
* Weekend: When dad gets to play golf while mom catches up on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.Do you like this joke?
ha ha ha funny on funn y
I liked the definitions of:
grandparents
show-off
top bunk
I think you have to be a mom to appreciate the joke.
Thanks for sharing.Do you like this joke?
Too cute! This put a smile on my face ! Thanks!
yea!!!!!!!! That is pretty funny......I like it...LOL :)Do you like this joke?
yeah i guess. yeah its okay
That's cute.
Pretty funny! my favorite:
Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
LOL
That was good! LOL!
Some are very funny, some OK and some are just definitions!
i really only liked the superman one
yeah, they are really funny even if you don't have kids
Very cute definitions.
Oh screw the weekend part. Guys suck. This joke isn't funny because it is too true.
i couldnt even get through it it was so boring.
ha ha
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