42 ways to annoy your parents?

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "im a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a love bite...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Slither everywhere...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

41.When you shower or bath yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...42 ways to annoy your parents?
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These are hilarious, gonna try some of them and hope my parents dont freak out!42 ways to annoy your parents?
43. when a thunder and lighting storm comes turn all the electronics off in the house. while running around saying the light bill is going to be sky high....



44.give all your mom heels to the dog as toys



45. go to sleep with your TV on all night



46. go get a tattoo saying we don't die we multiply
43 whenever they are talking yell boo you suck, when they turn around pretend you are listening



44 take 4eva in the shower



45 eat all of the snacks



46 keep asking why



47 chase your shadow



48 talk to your reflection



49 run around the house and yell the carieans are coming the carieans are coming



50 yell i ate my dog, i ate my dog42 ways to annoy your parents?
that is just plain funny......__________________(fill in what you want for the blank to say).lol that is so you.
That is awesome.



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lmao
Your grounded!
lol.....i mite have to try some.......